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The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.
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Arctic Monkeys

The best band to ever grace my mortal ears.
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Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.
That register monkey charged me twice!
by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003
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monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'
Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003
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nicotine monkey

Origin: Medway area of England.

When a person is trying to give up smoking but cannot help but give into their/or have cravings for nicotine it is said that they have the nicotine monkey sitting on their back.
"What's the matter? You look like you need a fag"
"Yeah, the nicotine monkey's on me back today!"
by Gigi July 13, 2004
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scuz monkey

-used to diss people
"Fvck off! You SCUZ MONKEY!!"
by the kid who wears pants April 26, 2003
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Monkey Butt

When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.
Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!
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