Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005

Hand Job Ghost

Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.

1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.

by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009

Canyon Rim Job

Dick in the throat, balls in the mouth, tongue licking your asshole.

I wouldn't marry anyone that can give a Canyon Rim Job, but damn I want to hook up with one.

by canyonexplorer August 5, 2010

dead end job

a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .

Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it

Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .

Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .

by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021

my future job

Prostitute.

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute

by Yeallow goyyy 😼❤❤❤💥💥💥 December 6, 2022

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

Jersey Nail Job

When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.

"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"

"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"

by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014