Indicating a person with an extremely tiny penis which constantly claims that he has a huge penis instead.
'Yo girl you know I got a huge thing under my pants so would you like to hop in and sort out some shit?'
'Nah, I bet you're an absolute Lee Big J'
'Nah, I bet you're an absolute Lee Big J'
by dls031 May 14, 2022
Get the Lee Big Jmug. The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 1, 2022
Get the J-Meistermug. Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it
by #12before12 December 9, 2022
Get the /jmug. Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
Get the Maroon Hairy Jmug. 
A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
by Everythingismint September 4, 2023
Get the J-Tizzy Goatmug. The J-Dubs don’t go door to door much these days, instead they mail their pamphlets with a warm letter promising imminent doom any day now.
by Emcee Pejo August 10, 2022
Get the J-Dubmug.