noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.
"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.
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A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.
The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.
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The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.
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It turns your partner on when you ask them to fill all their holes with each of their bodily fluids
It turns your partner on when you ask them to fill all their holes with each of their bodily fluids
Hey there , so I see you are looking for someone that’s holyamorous like you.
Well, I think we would be a great match. Why don’t we meet sometime?
Oh my God, you’re holyamorous too!
I didn’t think any of you existed! What do you say? How about you Let me shit in your asshole and flip you over and piss in your mouth? That’s hot!
Well, I think we would be a great match. Why don’t we meet sometime?
Oh my God, you’re holyamorous too!
I didn’t think any of you existed! What do you say? How about you Let me shit in your asshole and flip you over and piss in your mouth? That’s hot!
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"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
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