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douche nozzle

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.
by Fancay November 20, 2015
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Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel
None for you whore,

Touche` douche`
by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
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Douche Babe

noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.

Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.
Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”

Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”
by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022
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Douche canoe

Landen is a fucking douche canoe
by Harrysavage January 23, 2023
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supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
by iagothello March 11, 2011
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Douche canoe

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe
by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016
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douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.
Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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