Baby Yoda

The lord and master. All hail the mighty lord.

Morman: Hello would you like to accept our lord and savior Jesus or something
Person: Sorry, the true lord and savior is Baby Yoda

by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020

vampire baby

noun. any sort of uncomfortable, irritation in the stomach region, i.e. constipation, stomach ache, gas, that is irritating enough to audibly draw attention to one's pain. The usage of vampire baby is especially appropriate if someone's bloated enough to have a physical protrusion of the abdomen area.

I have to go to the bathroom so bad! I can't wait to get this vampire baby out of me.

My vampire baby is really irritating me right now.

by Spiderlashes July 17, 2011

baby yogurt

See baby yoghurt.

Shit! I got baby yogurt on my mouse mat again!

by matt-leics April 13, 2004

Penis babies

Life juices; Juices that come from the penis; Cum.

Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.

Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies

by cleser92 March 13, 2009

Baby Goat

The act of making an obscene noise similar to that of a goat while ejaculating in a woman's mouth during oral sex.

While Julie was giving me oral sex, i pulled out and yelled "MEH!" while spewing on her mouth.The baby goat was officially complete.

by Jon Adams aka Dougie May 12, 2008

Baby hair

When ghetto girls grease the wispy hair at the edges of their hair. They likely have long fake tacky fingernails.
These girls get mad and downvoted this

Look at Shaneequa teaching that white girl who wants to be black to grease her baby hair down with toothpaste

by PJ likes medium butts December 5, 2020

baby weight

a strength building mechanism made out of a baby

mom: my arms are getting so buff from carrying around this baby weight all day.

by marmal February 25, 2010