Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022

Anal Full Choffin

The act of two blind molerats engaging in, typically gay, anal sex. One partner, the top, holds the legs of the other behind his head at the knee.

Chris gave Bill the anal full choffin all night and Bill woke up sore from the anus to the legs.

Karen's favorite position is the anal full choffin.

I did the anal full choffin with my Real Boll Doll and it was amazing.

by Terry Blindman March 15, 2025

missionary anal

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole

damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.

by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025

Anal crayon

Anal crayon is a sexual game where you and your SO see who can stuff the most crayons up there ass

Suzy and her SO were playing Anal Crayon and stuffing crayons up there Booty hole

by Slyhound21 March 16, 2014

anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.

Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.

by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022

anal butt punching

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.

Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.

by Nigaruno March 10, 2017