Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 11, 2021

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

DOUCHE Ré

The act of being an asshole or a dick

We always can count on Andrew to commit the act of DOUCHE Ré

by JENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA March 3, 2010

Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.

Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".

by El Jalapeño August 22, 2011

Douche canoe

A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.

Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.

by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017

Douche Canoe

Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.

T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"

Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"

by AlSnow June 12, 2023

Douche Nugget

The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.

Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!

by Dabest3 May 7, 2022