Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj March 29, 2016

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 29, 2012

give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony

If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.

by taxtop February 06, 2014

two-hundred and sixty-three

one more than two-hundred and sixty-two.

Two-hundred and sixty-three is one less than two-hundred and sixty-four.

by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018

hem and two

real ones know

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020

shoot the twos

to have an light hearted convo , easy and low pressure like a free throw . see chop it up

whats good my geiser aint see ya in a type minute lets shoot the twos .

tryna shoot the twos and catch up my nigga ?

she was blowin my line to come home early i thought she found out bout my side piece . she dont know yet werr just shootin the twos

by shermpharaoh December 19, 2018

Make like two

A pre-phrase to a stated verb (action) most commonly affiliated between two close acquaintances.

-“YO D. O. DOUBLE G! THEY COMIN’!! WE NEED’A MAKE LIKE TWO AND SPLIT!!”
-“Hey baby, let’s make like two do, and get it ooooonnnn(;”
-“ I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Let’s make like two
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue” -sugarland

by Mrpappagiorgio November 28, 2021