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Milwaukee Sandwich

To make a Milwaukee Sandwich you need to first take some poop flatten it out into a patty. Then cook it until medium well (or whatever the preference of the recipient is) and then serve as if it is a hamburger patty in between two buns. Which the recipient must then consume.
That Milwaukee Sandwich was pretty good wasn't it Suzanne.
by McNutmeister McGee November 28, 2025
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Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025
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Pocketbook Sandwich

Pocketbook Sandwich (noun)

A simple sandwich made from a single slice of bread folded in half, usually prepared quickly when minimal ingredients are available. A Pocketbook Sandwich is often made for convenience, portion control, or during times when food options are limited. It can contain spreads peanut butter or fillings.

See also:
Foldover Sandwich, Single-Slice Sandwich
Examples:

“I didn’t have much in the kitchen, so I made a Pocketbook Sandwich for lunch.”

“When I was younger, a Pocketbook Sandwich was something we threw together before heading out the door.”
by Yanks Team December 6, 2025
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Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.
dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.
by a_fool December 26, 2025
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Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.
I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
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Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge
Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich
by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023
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Russian sandwich

A layer of red wine on top of a layer of spirit like gin on top of another layer of wine.
I am so cool with the Russian sandwich, I am gonna try new one.
by dealancer February 4, 2023
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