What? Shit!

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

Man in Fleece Lined Jean Jacket: "Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z."

Friend: "Buddy, A and Z are right next to each other"

Man: "What? Shit!"

by Trucker Sucker September 25, 2009

social shit

Two or more people in a public restroom partaking in deficating while holding a conversation.

Claire, Abby, Paige, Julia and Monta had a social shit in the third floor bathroom of Siedschlag.

by Claire M December 20, 2007

Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

shit incognito

when in the normal course of taking a dump, it, for either unexplained or explained reasons, doesn't smell.

dude, i had a boxing match last nite. my opponent beat the crap outta me, and gots my nose all busted up. anyway, i had to takes a dumps this morning, and my normal paper peeling stench was shit incognito.

by tom francen August 26, 2007

shit hammered

getting really drunk

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night

by smitty September 17, 2003

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

AWW SHIT

The phrase typically said when your about to get fucked. Usually said when your about to get in a sticky situation. Sometimes said when you make a mess that you know youll have to clean up.

Nick: Dude, you just sat in a big pool of chocolate milk.
Greg: AWW SHIT
Nick: Nice one

by CAHACKLELACKLE6 June 1, 2011