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fuck stunned

The air-headed and blank-faced look people get after being fucked 2 or 3 times a day every day for weeks at the beginning of a hot new relationship.
Q. Have you seen Kate around lately?

A. There's no point. She just walks around fuck stunned all day. Nothing to say.
by bonejour August 4, 2008
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Pussy fuck

Someone who's a chicken shit

Has no balls to step up to the plate
Fearfull
by Oddlee July 24, 2016
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shit fucked

when things are shitty and fucked up
by acseg April 19, 2010
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old as fuck

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter
by Hodge87 December 7, 2013
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fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass
by Bob October 5, 2003
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Lucid fuck

-noun. loo-sid fuhk

A fuck in a lucid dream. An exceptionally realistic, intense sex dream, where you are able to control the direction in which the shagging flows. Often a lucid fuck is better than the realisation of that fuck, primarily because after shagging Erin in 21 different positions you can fly off on your invisible hover bike (with the custom chrome spokes) to join your buddies for a quick gin and tonic before waking up.
Ben: Shit man, you know that Edith from the office, fucked her last night. 
Jerry: Great. How was it?
Ben: Not good, she was far filthier in that Lucid fuck I had last weekend.
by Al Cawdrey September 29, 2009
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Badger-fucked

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.
by Alastair November 12, 2003
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