Doing an Amanda

When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

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Doinksed

Doink- plural past tense

I hit him in the head with a football, he really got doinksed!

by HSJAANSHAHABAH November 29, 2025

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Doiga

A word that can be used in literally any context, mainly used when the room is silent and no one is doing anything

*everyone on their phones*

DOIGA
room goes into a state of laughter

by GRUSUM December 8, 2025

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doing the Niklas

When an individual initially gives their assent, only to realize—upon subsequent inquiry—that the commitments already inscribed in their schedule render further engagement untenable.

Jan: Might you, by any chance, be so gracious as to escort the Honorable Senator Korn to the stadium on Friday evening?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?

by Mamos1899 December 14, 2025

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