by dan85 March 9, 2008

Dog's dinner is describing you as looking bad but in reality you are being called bacon and sausage so it's a compliment
by Jetwing December 2, 2019

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.
"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"
by kronotron January 27, 2010

when your nuts get behind your thighs on the butthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "the brain" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.
guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.
by ---kris--- January 7, 2009

a friend who is older and who also happens to be a sorority big. she is an older motherly figure. big dog mother fuckers
by wavybitch May 19, 2019

Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Its pronounced Sausage Dog
Its pronounced Sausage Dog
by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyzel November 19, 2018

P1: Dude did you titty dog her?
P2: Yea bro, her tits were so big they squeezed the cum out of my cock.
P2: Yea bro, her tits were so big they squeezed the cum out of my cock.
by Ralph&Libra April 26, 2010
