bum ass

Extremely bad odor

Brian don't never wash. He smells like bum ass.

by bight7 December 17, 2011

ass-bandit

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

ass whoopin

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

Broke Ass

A redneck/ghetto term for a general loser; a failure at life.

Man, that kid Ben is such a broke ass.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

rich ass

A rich person who shows the fact that they have money. They don't always be cruel about the fact. Most commonly said by the lesser well off person as a comforting phase.

Bob said to Robert "Look at Bill, what a rich ass"

by Boris M March 20, 2010

ass casserole

Similar to a clusterfuck. Unorganized, dissaray or chaos. Many unrelated things introduced at once.

That staff meeting was total ass casserole!

by auntkitty October 4, 2006

ass splash

when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)

wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN

by evanzo August 18, 2003