wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.

"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."

by wet cat April 26, 2025

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017

Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.

"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"

by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022