Sky Fucking

Having sex while sky diving. Most couples prefer to accomplish this before parachute deployment, but if not finished in time, simultaneous deployment is imperative.

Ron attempted his first sky fucking jump, but things went terribly wrong when someone pulled the rip cord too soon.

by skydiver April 26, 2008

fuck stunned

The air-headed and blank-faced look people get after being fucked 2 or 3 times a day every day for weeks at the beginning of a hot new relationship.

Q. Have you seen Kate around lately?

A. There's no point. She just walks around fuck stunned all day. Nothing to say.

by bonejour August 4, 2008

spilt fuck

A person, or an object that looks awful, horrible, ugly, digusting.
Also describes ones feelings

Best used for someone who is either sick, or has a hangover.

"I feel like spilt fuck."
"Man, you look like spilt fuck."

by Ike Forman November 12, 2008

old as fuck

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter

Omg you are old as fuck

by Hodge87 December 7, 2013

fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

by Bob October 5, 2003

gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Safe as fuck

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

by BaddestMFintheValley March 21, 2011