Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Take a Trudeau

Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement

The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!

Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.

by Dr.Otaganawa April 30, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine

imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!

by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018

Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

by Lalala1655 December 28, 2021

Take it in the butt

When you have a good looking butt so people want to take it in, (look at it).

Wow, James you have to take it in the butt!

by Rachelevans October 15, 2019