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pen slut

Someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
You can often tell a pen slut by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 Pilot Hi-Precisions, PhD retractables, Marvy Sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that's a sign. Also, if you ask a pen slut to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a Bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her Y&C Gell Extreme 0.7 with teal ink.
I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No you CANNOT borrow them.
by creaternity May 1, 2006
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Pizza Slut

peet-suh sluht

-noun
1) A women that will exchange any sexual act for pizza.
2) An obese women who wears clothes 5 times too small.
1) "you wanna get out of here and go back to my place?"
"you got some pizza?"

2)" O man, look at that heifer!!"
"yeah....pizza slut"
by Boner time 69 March 25, 2010
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mini-slut

Teacher slang for middle school girls who dress trampy, claim more sexual experience than they really have, and loudly discuss everyone else's clothing, popularity, etc.; mini-sluts tend to intimidate boys their own age but are laughed at by anyone older than they are, especially the high school boys they try to attract. They usually know everything you can learn in a chatroom or by watching television, and nothing else. Noted for their diva-ish tantrums and rigid enforcement of whatever they think the social rules should be.
Teacher 1: Did you have some trouble with that mini-slut Kelly at lunch?

Teacher 2: Yeah, she announced that Wendy dressed like a fucktard virgin and slapped her, because Wendy was wearing a skirt and sweater instead of a belly shirt and pube jeans. Then all the other mini-sluts jumped on Wendy. I think they just wanted to get sent home during high school lunch hour so they could walk by the high school.
by old lang guy September 17, 2008
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Night Slut

Girl who repeatedly shows up at your house, mainly after you have already gone to bed and wakes you up for sex.
Night slut: "Colin guess what I am?"
Colin: (was sleeping. . . recently awakened) "A night slut!"
Night slut: "YOUR MEAN!" (then gets naked and crawls into bed for sexy time.)
by Neg Burgerbowloff December 27, 2008
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cum slut

can you picture your favorite girl who likes to smile and suck down cum? I'll bet you can. That is the perfect example of a cum slut. Or to put it as that other guy : dat slut dat lahks tuh guzzle da cum ahl day!
Monica Lawinski
by Gorilla April 22, 2004
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azn dumpster slut

small, oversexed azn girls who engage in lewd sexual acts behind dumpsters, usually during school hours. they are always underaged.
did you see liam with the azn dumpster sluts?
by fdsafsfdsfdaffd November 19, 2007
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