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Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.
Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2025
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Dead

Something I want to be when I get older.
by Foodlion May 27, 2019
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Dead Dialing

Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.
Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.
by Pat Lanagan April 8, 2020
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Deaded

Guys that’s so cute I’m deaded
by pansexualtrash July 5, 2018
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Dead

1) Another term for 'seriously' used mainly by New Yorkers.
2) We know what the actual term dead means this is urban dictionary shut the fuck up.
"I will dead drop these classes if this bitch assigns us another essay."
by its cool bc im a whore April 29, 2020
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MANKIND IS DEAD

The text that appears in red when, let's say, a robot, dives into the depths of hell to get blood, cause that's its only source of survival.
MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL

OBJECTIVE UPDATE: GET A WEAPON
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
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