Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda

Black Jesus is awesome

BLACK JESUS by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021

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Tulum Jesus

Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.

“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”

Tulum Jesus by ServantA August 20, 2021

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Black Jesus

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

Black Jesus by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021

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trappedout jesus

One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...

You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.

trappedout jesus by trappedout jesus September 8, 2021