Edward Scissor Hands

(v)To trim the pubic region.

I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!

by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006

Second-hand sausage

When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.

Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

hand hanger

1. A homosexual individual who lets their wrist stay inclined downwards. 2. Someone that you think is gay due to the fact their hand is in the fag trademark position.

"Look at Colton he is really wasted, notice his hand he is a hand hanger. What a fag! It seems that your true personality comes out when you are intoxicated."

by cJoAlCtKoSnOgNay November 25, 2006

glass hands

An insult meaning that they are so angry at their own self image that they become enraged at the mirror and try to strangle their reflection - smashing the mirror which gets glass in their hands. A last name can be added on to the end of glass hands to create a nick name - which is the usual way the insult is used.

Yeah, Glass Hands Cook is a right twat!

by Toe-Rag May 25, 2016

gay hand

The hand of a person used in masturbation.

I haven't washed my gay hand in days.

by michelle glass October 19, 2012

The Hand Before Time

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.

That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.

by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010

Hand Job Soup

Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.

Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!

by Somanking June 10, 2011