Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
frosting top is an adjective used to describe when a persons flab hangs over their pants, but it is not quite as sever as a muffin top
by acoustic73 July 06, 2009
Top Airnover is a semi-professional content creator for Top Clan in Brawlstars. He is the 17th substitute for the professional team, due to how absolutely mediocre and subpar his skillset is. Top Airnover claims he is the CEO of Top Clan, despite not funding/making/doing anything/paying any of the members for the clan. In fact, all of the members of Top Clan claim he should be kicked out permanently from the clan and leadership should go to Top Chilli. He is a one-trick Jacky player, even though he sucks absolute balls at her.
Who is this Top Airnover guy?
Top Airnover is cryptoselling my comp game.
Top Airnover sucks at Jacky.
Top Airnover is cryptoselling my comp game.
Top Airnover sucks at Jacky.
by xjiho May 08, 2024
"Yeeee! Top off the benz"
by Gangstaha$$fool December 11, 2017
Where girls give all boys "Head" and pleasure them this National Day falls on October 8th. While ending at 10/09/2020 at 12:00AM
by Alexa Q+A October 08, 2020
Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture
Tomorrow I'm going to top banana her
by Lamoa March 05, 2019