Wet ass fart

When you fart but u actually blow a load of shit out your booty hole

I blew a wet ass fart in your mom

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

Wet Vinnie

Sucking your toe and sticking it in someone else’s ear. Wet Willies slutty Italian cousin

We stopped hanging out with Q he kept giving us Wet Vinnie’s

by Al28 July 15, 2021

Wet Willy in the ass

When a woman sucks a mans dick and then fucks her in the ass

Yeah, I gave the wife a wet willy in the ass last night.

by Tkbagginz July 18, 2021

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021

Wet Luge

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard

She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge

by Noname4655322 August 7, 2021