Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

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Jesus

Jesus is of the best person’s you will ever meet.He has a huge personality and really looks for the best qualities of other people. He is also very funny. He likes to hangout and explore the world. He is a very charming and intelligent person but he does have one side affect

He is toxic.

Jesus is the best

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Slang
hay-SUS/JeSUS
1. Fruity, Gay
Used against people named jesus or jesús

Jesus: Hey lets snuggle bro
Jim: Mannn your acting hella jeSUS

by SunRoseGiggles March 9, 2022

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João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"

by He's my world March 27, 2024

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