Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.

Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?

by James Dornan September 18, 2021

taking wills

verb: The act of beating an opponent into submission, to the point of near death.

Luke was a beast during his football game today. He was taking wills.

by gadaddio August 12, 2024

Take a brake

Its when you take a brake

take a brake Simon

by A1d October 13, 2019

Nuke take

The hottest of hot takes. 5 million on the Scoville. Too hot to handle.

"Luke Voit is a top 5 1B for 2020 season and beyond."

"Now THAT'S a Nuke take!"

by Chrisdoubleyou17 February 12, 2020

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023