Penis Neck

A birth mark that strongly resembles an erect penis found on someone's neck.

Kennedy: Hey... is that a penis on your neck?
Nixon: No, it's just a birthmark.
McKinley: Looks like a classic case of Penis Neck.

by JoNicks May 6, 2009

detachable penis

a penis that can be removed and then re-attached.

One day Ben lost his penis while he was high, he didn't know where it went to. It usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. Well, Ben wasn't smart enough to figure that out. He went upstairs and finally found his penis, and he was happy again. Ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable penis.

by kee April 7, 2003

penis fart

A penis fart is when you sleep with someone and you know it to be an absolutely horrible idea but yet you still hit that anyways.

'Man last night i had the biggest penis fart...... cant believe i did that to your sister'

'Dude, she made the titanic look small, that was such a penis fart'

'Why is it everytime I go to Mooseheads bar I wind up having a penis fart?'

by Piltzener September 22, 2009

Penis talk

when men talk about there penises in public. Since women can talk about there breast in public some men have decided to talk about there penises in public. It is called penis talk.

A group of men talking in class.
Man1: You got a great looking penis.I wish I had your penis.
Man2: Yeah,but when I get a hard on it hangs to the left.
Man1:Mine hangs to the right. Bills goes stright up.
Bill:Yeah,but I whish it were biger.you don't have that problem.
And that is an example of penis talk.

by Deep blue 2012 February 23, 2010

Penis enlarger

a tube that is put over your penis then you cover the air hole then squeeze the pump which makes your penis bigger

I need to make my penis bigger to have sex with you so i will use a penis enlarger

by Boobyfun2010 June 16, 2010

penis monger

one who loves the penis

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis

by frankly honest March 24, 2008

penis up

1. To commit wholeheartedly to a goal, usually drawing on all of one's courage.

2. To bring players forward in an attack-oriented formation in soccer.

1. Stop dreaming about telling your boss to fuck off. Just penis up and do it.

2. We're down 4 goals with 15 minutes left. Now is the time to penis up.

by KevintheOH September 18, 2008