horny light

When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.

My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.

by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023

downward lighting

Makes houses look like floating ufos. Burns islands and tortures babies.

Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”

by Your mom o’clock 126358492717 October 1, 2023

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023

bar lighting phenomenon

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting

“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”

by mary a. cole November 3, 2023

candle lighting

The stark opposite of "gas lighting". Convincing someone (without them being in the know) that they (or their ideas) are great or convincing them of something that is ultimately good for them!

Last Tuesday, Sam was candle lighting Carmen on the phone which worked as she wasn't sad after the call :D

by wgrbjbfno334 December 3, 2023

gas lighting

Making them believe something about themselfs that's very true that they choose to ignore.

gas lighting
I hear thoughts.
The neighbors talk to me through the walls in my house.

by Young Jazzy Yo December 10, 2023