Gay Pretty

Especially attractive to the same sex, but not the opposite.
The opposite sex will find them average at best, while the same sex may well come out of the closet as a testament to their one-sided attractiveness.

Suzie: hey Liz, what do you think of Jeff?
Liz: meh, he's ok I guess.
Football Star & Known Ladies Man: *glances over to see who they're talking about* oh my god. *forcibly makes out with Jeff*
Suzie: wow, i guess he's just Gay Pretty.

by eutromil May 13, 2009

Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.

OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

Gay Nigga

Always that one kid in your school, when you call them gay they don’t disagree. They also make a lot of gay remarks and are usually named Sam.

“Sam, i swear you’re gay” “Ok and?” “Sam! Didn’t know you were a Gay Nigga, like damn!”

by young bumpkin November 6, 2019

Gay or European

It’s hard to guarantee.

“Is he gay or European”

by MrFrosty6487000 February 25, 2021

Gay Shit

There is only one true definition,

The gay shit is me.

by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019

Gay Tuesday

The day in the week were it is ok to be gay

Straight man-Ay yo what day is it
Another straight man-Oh shit its gay tuesday
Straight man-Damn thats why you look so thick

by Youknowthevibes October 27, 2019

Gay af

A shortened version of "Gay as fuck" or "Homosexual as fuck", Often used to describe someone who is extraordinarily gay, to an almost frightening extent.

Can also be used to describe objects that are indeed, quite homosexual

Steve: Hey man! Have you seen the match today?
Joe: Yeah man, it was gay af
Steve: Why are you shortening it... We're speaking it face to face

by Holyshitthatsprettygay June 11, 2018