seagul eats rat

Gogogogo gogogogo

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo

by Flonky March 7, 2025

Let me eat first

She out being city girl again… move on bro you’re better than this

Boy: Let’s____ ?
Girl: Let me eat first

Boy: Ok
Girl: *2 hr later after getting get back blown out* let’s ____ now

by Diego420.69 May 19, 2022

Eat Bulaga

Eat Bulaga is a Filipino Children's game derived from Peekaboo! It is generic. It existed before 1979. Not to be confused with a TV show.

Eat Bulaga! is a generic game derived from Peekaboo!

by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023

Eating ducks

Slang word for calling some one a cunt

joe: “Do you eat ducks”
slim: “No Joe mama”

eating ducks

by Bananalover200 August 6, 2022

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025