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side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013
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banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland
If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020
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Boner

Boners are people who drinks milk.

Btw, this word don't mean ANYTHING sexual. This word uses mainly Dani's fans.
Only Boners drink milk.
You are true Boner because you drink lot of milk.
Enjoy your milk, Boner!
by Tomajjs January 16, 2022
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Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.
Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!
by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017
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Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability
She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.
by Max_psq January 12, 2017
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Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
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