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worry boner

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?
by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023
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boner alert🙀

person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀
by SecretGyal May 1, 2023
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Boner

When someone is acting in such a way that makes them inconvenient. Someone who stands out of place.
Bella is being annoying and weird. She's a boner.
by DJen May 5, 2023
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boner

Hobo 1: That guy is so hot he gives me a boner

Hobo 2: fag
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 10, 2023
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Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
by unused username November 27, 2023
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
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Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something
James has a massive boner for burger king!
by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023
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