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J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.
Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.
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Papi Beans 

There is no true God, only Papi Beans
Papi Beans by hapey egg March 16, 2017

shook beans

Shes a youtuber who is underappreciated. she deserves everything and her smile fills our hearts with joy.
shook beans by mushybanana077 August 5, 2018

tough beans 

The opposite of cool beans. Used to describe something in the sense of difficult. A slang for tough luck.
You didn't get the cut? Tough Beans, man.
tough beans by Kriskirby December 11, 2018
He’s a great listener and a great person to talk to. He’s very smart, intelligent, sweet, clumsy at times, and can be very uptight at times as well. He always mean well but sometimes he can come off as a mean person because he gets jealous very easily. He loves to the outdoors, and loves food especially! He’s an outgoing person who won’t back down for what he believes in but also knows when he’s wrong. He loves attention and gets insecure when he’s alone. Hold him tight and never let go of him because he truly is a great guy!
Omg it’s mr.beanz! He’s so HOT!
mr.beanz by shamelessjoe May 7, 2019

porking the beans 

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies
(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?