Shit cunt

A person of female gender whom tends to wipe the wrong way after depositing a large shit. There for causing a cunt full of shit... shit cunt.

Mate your misses got such a shit cunt.
She needs to learn to wipe the right way.

by Cragit July 7, 2019

Dog cunt

A dog cunt is anyone that tells or speaks or does any kind of shit act about another person in any way shape or form!

Bruz did you see holesy and Sosa pump that dog cunt for painting over a dior piece! #dogcunt #dog #cunt

by 3 metrey February 23, 2020

Suck a cunt

When you tell somebody to suck women genitalia. This can be done in many different ways, in a cool way, pissed and sad.

Eric: Go suck a cunt Tom
Tom: Yeah, your mom’s!

Eric: Go suck a cunt Tom
Tom: Yeah, your mom’s!

by Dirtdiggler17 January 30, 2018

Cunt thirty

The time of the morning when you'd rather stay in bed but have to get up for work.

Why do I have to get up at cunt thirty every fucking day to do this bullshit, cunt-arse job?

by sleepwalker1 August 23, 2011

maple cunt

When you cover a woman with maple syrup and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her, but before you reach climax, you put her in the trunk of your car and drive her to Canada.

I met a girl in a bar last night, she needed a ride to Canada, so I gave her a maple cunt.

by crispcuntdestroyer September 16, 2015

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.

"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".

by wellwellwell September 22, 2012