Urban Elf

Refers to some men who live in large urban areas and have surrendered, lost, or never had a strong sense of traditional masculinity, partly due to the urban culture and lack of contact with nature.

Instead of engaging in traditional male activities they live very 'safe' lifestyles, often feminized. They eschew hunting, fishing, camping, the outdoors, self-sufficiency, or repairing things that break. Instead they prefer hanging out in coffee shops, trendy cafes, nightclubs, and working on Wall Street. They have totally absorbed the dogma of PC behavior and act highly offended at any evidence of thinking that does not resemble their own. The especially look down on rural folk and think anyone not from a city on the east coast or southern California is an ignorant redneck in the south. They engage in virtue signalling in a melodramatic manner, often in front of an audience of minorities and women.

'Louis CK' is a perfect example. As are most actors, white collar workers and corporate employees, They typically don't own cars and think NYC is the center of the universe. The city park is their only contact with soil and grass.

(Related to 'metro-sexual' but refers to more than just a style of dress. Also, it does NOT refer to gay men, though some gays may be considered Urban Elves).

"Those urban elves wouldn't survive one night alone in the woods. Most of them have likely never used a firearm and can't even manage a large knife."

"Urban males have become pussified, soft, and stuck in PC culture and attitudes. This urban elf needs to learn to be a man again."

by Tiewaz May 21, 2017

Urban slang

FUCK URBAN SLANG YOU CUNTS!!!!!

I shit on urban slang!!!!!

Define your world bitch!

by M4dM0f0ck4 February 5, 2005

urban camping

Urban camping refers to sleeping on an air mattress indoors.

Mary-Jane was worried that her date might not want to stay the night once he found out he would be going urban camping in the apartment.

by Melissa_in_Philly January 16, 2006

urban turban

Any turban that someone decided would look better with a du rag on top of it.

"Wow, I never knew people actually wore urban turbans. Now his head looks like a wedge.

by Violaceous August 11, 2006

urban terrorist

According to a radio station host, it is a gang of black people that attacks unsuspecting white families on holiday get togethers.

My family went to the fireworks on the fourth of July and were attacked by urban terrorists.

by Beefy Jerk April 14, 2010

urban dictionary

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you STILL don't know what urban dictionary is?

by ABCDEFJOHN January 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary

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by Shrid July 4, 2008