five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Living Death

A state of grief so intense, so unimaginable, so unconscionable, you lack the coping skills to process what’s happened, so you just go through the motions of your subsequent days with as little effort or even consciousness as possible.

If my child or partner was murdered in a mass shooting, I would probably suffer living death.

by anonymous March 28, 2023

death

we dont know what happens after

alex put his hand in the toaster and got death

by dummiw October 25, 2022

death line

Doing more than 8 shots without a chaser

Brett almost died last night after that death line .

by Partytrix December 18, 2013

Death

salvation and freedom

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death

by FUNKYDONKEY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 26, 2019

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

death

the cure

You should try out death if you feel sick or a little bit sad.

If you have depression, death is the way to go!

by BD420 October 3, 2019