Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

by Ominn September 25, 2023

by Rick the tiger July 27, 2019

1. Why were you up at 4 am?
I had a rock run dude…
2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.
I had a rock run dude…
2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.
by Murphy2322 October 10, 2023

run is on top!
by baseballfan_88 September 28, 2022

Leaving the function under the guise of getting McDonald's when in reality you're having diabolical car sex
by jm288jm March 12, 2025

Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.
Person B: Must've been noisy.
by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019
