Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

curdle throat milk

When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles

The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk

by Jimmy malley February 4, 2024

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.

“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started”

by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019

Mommies Milk

An undying thirst for diversity of the mouth

When I see Mommies Milkers I want Mommies milk!

by Iwantmilk May 28, 2023

Milk shake

When you blow in her mouth and she shakes her head and spits it out all frothy

We made a milk shake with my semen

by Jpdog October 31, 2020

milk and cake

when the girl has big tiddy and big butt

"man i wish i could have some of that milk and cake"

by oruma July 17, 2018