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Farcebook 

Farcebook is when users of Facebook.com use their profile updates, picture albums and wall posts to create the illusion of living a "Pimpin' lifestyle" in hopes of old friends, enemies, ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends eventually seeing their Farcebook Profile and being struck with envy and regret.
Scott took pictures with a rich mans Ferrari in the street, Strippers from Hustler, and someone's Mega yacht in Florida to upload on his Farcebook as his new relationship status and toys. The Ex will really regret dumping him all those years ago.

p.s. Scott is going to Paris for breakfast.
Farcebook by slimtruth August 19, 2009
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Facebookery 

Facebookery
In the use of Facebook or other such media is the manipulation the of algorithms by created application to acquire and use data of legitimate accounts and the creation of fake accounts. Disinformation campaigns are a facet.
Cambridge Analytica was a purveyor of facebookery.
Facebookery by Nymphoseud November 2, 2018

fakebook status 

when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you're doing something that you're actually not.
it's typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn't catch me at this party.

My girlfriend thinks I'm with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. I hope she doesn't find out I'm really getting her a surprise bday present.
fakebook status by yoooollam October 20, 2009

facebooker 

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.

I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.
facebooker by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006

facebookery 

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.
"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."
facebookery by CKMeredith February 22, 2010

facebooker 

origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.
Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."
facebooker by RuoJie August 3, 2008

faecbook 

A common misspelling of the popular website "facebook". This is a fatal mistake, however, because this will bring you to a pornographic website.
Man, I accidentally typed 'www.faecbook.com' on the internet and saw some nasty stuff. I just wanted to check my notifications!
faecbook by Antoine Chrisworth June 16, 2008