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christain 

a creepy facebook stalker who is also 13. beware he might try to follow your moms facebook. also asks girls why they cry so much.
why do you cry christain?
christain your such a creep?
christain by pride eliteeee March 24, 2020

Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined religion.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
What is Christanic?

It is your sweet victory.
Christanic by 7G0X October 30, 2020

Christan 

HE threw so hard his name must be CHRISTAN
Christan by KITTINHO February 9, 2021

Christan Labootoff 

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
Christan Labootoff by M0NEM May 13, 2021

Christain 

1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.

2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
"Angela tried to evangelize me again."

"Seriously? That girl is such a Christain."
Christain by Ansler May 18, 2021

christainer 

Any leftover container used to bring food to one’s partner (does not have to be named Christina but it helps).
“Dude, there’s some soup left over... do you want to make a Christainer?”
christainer by FTMinSC April 17, 2021