cunt-nugget

generic insult thats very fun to say. Applies to anyone, anywhere, anytime.

person 1: i cant believe that guy knocked my ice cream out of my hands! :O

person 2: wow, what a fucking cunt-nugget

by dragon 39 October 11, 2009

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

cunt-act

A particular situation in life that is detrimental to one's cause.

Matt-" My front tire blew and I rolled my car 11 times @120k/hr in a school zone"
Stu-"What a fuckin' cunt-act!"

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

trash cunt

A pussy so foul you wouldn't fuck it on a conjugal visit.

"She must have 10 day old jizz in her box. She's a total trash cunt!

by Meckles December 7, 2007

Prime Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is either especially fine, or a great achievement.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Weeb in '06.

Lj: I hooked up with Charlie's mum
Webb: Prime Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 October 29, 2008

Cunt Wank

This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.

Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea

by blue2sapphire February 21, 2014

Cunt Bungler

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.

Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!

by Choc Chink May 22, 2014