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Fucking the tribe 

When the actions of one person screws over the plans of a group of people.
Joey: Hey can we use your car so we can drive to the frolf course?
Devon: Ehhhh, I don't feel comfortable letting other people drive.
Joey: Dude! You're fucking the tribe!
Fucking the tribe by Derpy eyes November 27, 2011

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
Squirrelling The Turd by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

Play the troll card 

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.
PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."
Play the troll card by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

Sank the Titanic 

When you have a turd so big it breaks in two when you flush it down the toilet.
Damn, I just sank the titanic. Turd was so big it broke in two when I flushed it!
Sank the Titanic by Technoqueen March 22, 2013

Feed the toad 

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.
If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!
Feed the toad by bill1970 December 1, 2013

sweep the testicles 

Bob: "Dude wanna catch a movie?"
Joe: "Nah, I gotta sweep the testicles first."