dirty bird

A dirty bird is the word for a KFC in the state of Kentucky.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the dirty bird?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!

by Czecho_Slovakia January 1, 2023

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Dog birding

When their dating app Yeah photos may be new or old but they’re exactly what you get

“because they’ve been single for a bit - their app pictures needed to be vetted for dog birding”

“saw her in 2010 and in 2020 and damn she looks good in any decade, she can dog bird me any day”

“When mr Bridgerton asked if the drapes matched the curtains , people were confused - as the Barron’s, were not known for dog birding” (Read in a British narrative accent )

by Asdefinedbycardib April 28, 2021

Peelie-birds

Are birds in a children's fairy tale.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.

The Peelie-birds gathered from all around
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold

by Susie Percival April 21, 2008

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.

Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012