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shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
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The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
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Baby Bird

Ejaculating in the ass after anal. And then she squirts your cum from her anus into your own mouth.
See Scarlett Johansen? Id let her give me the Baby Bird.
by lil_BIG_dick January 17, 2018
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Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)
Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023
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bird with the buttah on the flip side

Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.
Ease back, Jack and give me da bird with the buttah on the flip side
by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011
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#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small
she got a f*cking #Bird Vag
by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018
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