Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Fire Ant

The one thing you definitely don't want to get in your urethra.

It's literally a fire ant, why would you even bother looking that up?

by The Observer (kadenbane) June 30, 2023

Fire

Maddy’s Mixtape

This room is so hot, is something on fire?
No that’s just Maddy’s Mixtape

by Captian9748 July 1, 2023

Fire and ice

The nickname for putting an ice cube inside a man’s anus while giving him a blowjob with a mouthful of strong bourbon or scotch. (From the 2001 film Center of the World.)

The stripper told Peter Sarsgaard, “The Chinese call it fire and ice” and then stuck an ice cube in his butt, took a swig of booze, and fulfilled his fantasy.

by TheShaddyDoppelganger July 1, 2023

Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.

I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!

by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023

Fire

A pesrson, place, event or thing that is more than worth it and deserves plenty very serious recognition.

Those Texas chili beans are fire and I would like the recipe for them.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023