Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.

I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner

by [e-mail] August 26, 2021

Black Jesus

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk

man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

by what king September 5, 2021

semi-jesus

Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

jesus

has a big dick and obsessed w his girl

Jesus is him

by babywyd August 31, 2024

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024