Dead

Laughing so hard that one can hardly breathe. It also could mean that they really are dead and should be taken to the hospital...or just trying to get sum kitty ya know what I'm saying

Ja'tavious: Yo that joke was so funny I'm dead bruh.
Genisis: you jus tryna fuck but yea ik that was hella funny.
Ja'tavious: what so I can get yo num??
Genisis: yea, don't stop laughing at my jokes tho.

by Meme.me_out January 13, 2020

fucking dead

when someone dies what did u think.

Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*

by esckey123 March 15, 2023

Dead

A person who keeps waiting for people to wise up and realize program means domestic terrorism, and it it don't make sense then your being had. Not Dan or techno savvy Aron.

I am literally Dead because that stupid sum bitch don' t get the message.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Trickster Dead by Daylight

Trickster is a killer from a video game called dead by daylight.

He is my daddy😳😫
I love him. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Yo, Trickster Dead by Daylight is sexy as frick.

by Ayobroski February 17, 2022

Deaded

When you die of extreme cuteness

Guys that’s so cute I’m deaded

by pansexualtrash July 5, 2018

Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

by irsY January 29, 2024

better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.

Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...

by СукаБлять March 18, 2025