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Feed the Cat 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...
Feed the Cat by kold93 April 4, 2009
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swinging a cat in a gymnasium 

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.
Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."

nyan cat 

An 8-bit cat that has a strawberry pop tart as its body that flies around space shitting out rainbows.
Last night, I witnessed the sheer awesomeness that is nyan cat on YouTube for the first time. Never before has my mind shitted so many bricks before.
nyan cat by JimboWales June 2, 2011

petting the cat

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.
petting the cat by dinki August 24, 2003
In the Movie "Freddy got Fingered" Tom Green's Chracter creates a Comic strip with a Crime Fighting Cat in it.
X-Ray Cat was born.
He could see through only wooden doors.
Not much else is said yet very funny
X-Ray Cat:"Im X-Ray Cat,I got super powers.I can see the bad guy behind the door"

Bad Guy: "You cant see me,You cant see me"

X-Ray Cat: "Yes I can,Yes I can"
X-Ray Cat by MR. DONG April 30, 2006

morris cat 

The complete man. His last name is Morris so we call him Morris the Cat. Morris Cat was originally a tv icon for nine lives cat food. Now he is a living legend in our town. He even has an epic story written about him by Ben.
They call me General Morris Cat I make it my business to meow.
morris cat by Bobathy Bohemian March 26, 2008