Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025

Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.

Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.

by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023

BE A BIRD

A: Affirm the relationship

B: Be offended
I: Incite violence
R: Remind them it's a free country and you can say what you want
D: Die

Don't forget to BE A BIRD and attack the person not the comment!

Did you hear what Stella said!

Ya bro, BE A BIRD.

by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

corner bird

A male prostitutes junk.

After a hard day of work, my friend Dale, goes home and eats a lot of corner bird.

by Corner Bird August 18, 2023

Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.

I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving

by Staywetbb November 27, 2019