Lisa the cunt is a small girl who is particularly mean to fat bitches who pretend they're on diets by eating fruit salads. Don't ever cross a Lisa the cunt she has been known to turn people to stone with a luck. If your on her good side, it's amusing watching her argue with herself.
"Did you see Lisa the cunt today?"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
"Yeah man, her bitchy resting face was in full swing... Steve is dead because of her look"
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Stu-"What a fuckin' cunt-act!"
Stu-"What a fuckin' cunt-act!"
by Stuperman July 30, 2006
Get the cunt-act mug.My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.
But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.
But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.
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person 2: wow, what a fucking cunt-nugget
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Unofficially invented by Lj and Weeb in '06.
Unofficially invented by Lj and Weeb in '06.
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