old phone

teen girl sucks oma old phone
by txike April 03, 2018
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old Chromebook

Old Chromebooks as ms **** said are filled up 0.0
old Chromebook
by sexy girl313 February 11, 2019
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Colorguard old

A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.
Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?

Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
by icantfeelyourtoes October 05, 2022
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sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface
That guy is seriously a sack of old ham
by Mr. yee November 30, 2017
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ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.
I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...
by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 19, 2023
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Olds

A small town in Alberta, Canada filled with whores and crack heads and knocked up teens. Everyone either drunk or high and only care about getting laid and partying
Damn she’s a whore must be from Olds
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Old

Wow your own Facebook; your so old.
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